A parody of 'New York, New York' about infidelity in pro sports.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Lyrics
You Dork, You Dork
A parody of “New York, New York”
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
Start sending the news,
And shots of your junk,
You showed the world what Brett Favre is,
You dork, you dork.
Wear crocs for your shoes.
Bet they really stunk.
May have to quit the football biz,
You dork, you dork.
You better wake up,
Realize you’re a great big fool.
We heard your dirty voice mail,
Saw your little tool.
Had so much to lose,
Career’s going away
You’re finished
And that’s all there is,
You Dork, you dork.
Your story hit the wire
Maybe you should retire.
You’re just a joke,
You Dork, you dork,
You Dork, you dork.
You better calm down,
You might need a tranquilizer
Know that your number’s up,
Time to retire,
You’re just a sham,
A womanizer.
Those little tool blues.
They won’t go away.
It’s time to say your last goodbye,
You dork, you dork.
You were so out of order
Just ask that Jets’ reporter.
You screwed us all.
You dork, you dork.
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