Parody of Sir Mix A-Lot's hit "Baby's Got Back"
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Story behind the song
A parody about something just as common as big booty--actually come to think of it--probably far more common
Lyrics
Oh, how, gross
Jenny, look at his teeth
They are so gross
They look like that dude named Austin Powers.
and, you know, that was only a movie
I only look at him because
his teeth are bright like highway signs, kay?
I mean, his gums, they're just so red.
Its Hard to believe their just so green
He needs
bleach there, That stuff's gross
Yuck!
It's filled with plaque
My teeth are bad and it's hard to hide
I need to wash them out with tide
That when someone walks by and gets a frown on their face
Then they're reaching for their mace
I get stung
It's really quite rough
They run from me and they pant and huff
Right at my mouth you're staring
I can't stand these teeth I'm wearing
They're nasty, all covered in yella
Looking like butta
The Listerine don't help me
and the dentist said he cannot help me
Ooh, got a brown tinge
When I chew it sounds like I cringe
I brush teeth, brush teeth
'Cause them rocks--they are glued to me
I've seen them blacknin'
What's with all this plaque man
Gums bled
red
Pouring out like I hit my head
Those clear white strips don't cling
so they do not do a thing
They don't fit real well cause my teeth aren't flat
Plus they taste like crap
So, stanky! (gross!) stanky! (gross!)
Are my teeth really all that bad? (Yeah Man!)
I'll try to brush it! (Brush it!) Brush it! (Brush it!)
Brush my nasty mug
David's got Plaque!
Normal face with a nasty tooth ache
David's Got Plaque
Normal face with a nasty tooth ache
Normal face with a nasty tooth ache
They hurt each time I bite
My molars are a fright
They're affecting my health
I really need a root canal
Pain I can't handle
Fill up the holes with chrome
And ouch, fill it-up, ouch, ouch
My teeth are getting so loose
I'd rather have dentures to tell the truth
I want them real white and shiny
The dentist said no way though
Insurance just said no
I'm telling ya that really blows
So brushing until I'm sleeping now
Flossing between them, washing them out
It has barely helped though
It keeps on growing like mold bro
These cavities have grown bigga
and plaque just gets thicka
The gums almost gone there
and I gotta save face when I'm using paste
Sticking that stuff on
Hoping all the color's gone
It's been yellow for oh so long
All the folks like to bicker and snicker
when I'm walking down their way
Oh C'mon, Don't poke fun
I'm gonna pay to have my teeth redone
So, Stop It! {No!} Stop It! {No!}
Could you please guys go and drop It {No!}
Wet my tongue, stick it out
I will never go and pout
David's Got Plaque
David's Got Plaque
Hey Doctor
Could you fix my teeth for me
I'm so sick of everyone's
jokes 'bout my teeth complexion
92 thousand bux, and no checks?
Ok, Do you have a pay plan Doc?
So that guy cleaned for 9 hours
In Between he took a shower
Them hours made my teeth cleaner and it gave me new power
No longer sour, poking fun
Cause I've got clean gums hun
So now I brush each night and clean up
To keep them white just like a pin up
Some friends are placing bets when it goes
Comparing how it look to mold
But what came next, you won't guess
Yes that crap came back in a second
So all them rocks came back
Although I brushed, how's that
'Cause I drink to much, and my sweet tooth's sickening
And the yellow was thicknin'
To the white teeth gals in the ads you see
Your stuff's fake you tease
Here is the kicker, It's even sicker
and that plaque came back even thicker
Guess I'll never have that white bliss
Cause my teeth sure are a miss
They were clean but I couldn't save 'em
So I just gave up, I just brush 'em
So people, if your mouths are foul
And you cannot get it out no how
Just give up and chew Big Red
And screw what other thought
David's Got Plaque
Tooth-paste helped a little, but I've still go plaque
Tooth-paste helped a little, but I've still go plaque
Tooth-paste helped a little, but I've still go plaque
