A pirating classic revealing the truth behind Blackbeard's name and my dad's anus
Pirating Punk Pioneers
Pirating Punk Pioneers who like the letter P
Story behind the song
We'd be stupid not to milk the whole pirating thing for all it's worth
Lyrics
A little known fact about Edward Teach
He buried no treasure on the beach
He did a queer thing when he had some
He stuck the treasure up his bum
Made a pass at his firt mate
The grog was bad but the sex was great
Ashamed his crew saw him get reared
He changed his name to Blackbeard
A little known fact about Sinbad
He liked to have sex with my dad
Then my mam, jealous was she
That's why I can't go near the sea
Sinbad owned lots of sex toys
And tried them out on the cabin boys
I found this out when I walked in
The cabin boy had juice on his chin
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