The Marxist or the Witch
A parody of “If I Only Had a Brain.”
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
I might go into hidin’
When it’s time to replace Biden.
I’d rather fight than switch.
I have to awful choices,
One’s a Commie, one hears voices,
It’s the Marxist or the witch.
Who they are is most perplexing,
One is taxing, one is hexing.
There must have been a glitch.
What were the parties thinking?
‘Cause my confidence is shrinking,
For the Marxist or the witch.
Oh I just want to cry,
I’ve seen this happen many times before.
There’s no real choice, I know that for sure.
But they’re too weird to just ignore.
Christine flirted with a coven,
Mr. Coons is so tax lovin’
It makes my brain just itch.
Don’t want to grin and bare it,
I know that I’ll beware it,
It’s the Marxist or the witch.
