Witchcraft/2010
A parody of Witchcraft
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
Those teabags in your hair,
The stories that you share,
They make us all beware,
Your witchcraft.
And you have no defense for it,
There is no common sense for it,
So many take offense, say adieu.
Dabbled in witchcraft,
Dabbled in witchcraft,
Although you know,
It’s strictly taboo.
We thought we really needed you.
We pleaded that you’d tell us true.
But no one knew you’re missing a screw.
You dabbled as a witch,
Now it’s too late to switch,
It’s an enormous glitch,
You’re through.
