louse man bob
once there was a very small man called Bob
he lived in a bowler hat
and put lice in childrens hair
for a laugh
he is a sad and sickly waster of a man
causes no end of irritation
to anyone and everyone he can
god damn that louse man Bob
I'd love to get my hands on that louse man bob
but he aint no ordinary man
I can't find him when I look for him
but I know he's out there
running scared - louse man Bob