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UGLY (Cooler Than Me parody)
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parody of "Cooler Than Me" by Mike Posner
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Podcasts • Parody
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Peak #26
Peak in subgenre #5
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bre-bri
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Brian Wartell
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August 31, 2010
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MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 3:31
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Ugly (parody of Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner) I wish there was a song, To show your lack of charm You walked in the room and set off the alarm You got a mad crooked nose And a weird mole that grows. From your head to your toes Youa019re so extremely ugly Could wear two pairs of shades, To hide your face but Youa019d still be the worst-looking thing in this place And you never use soap Or shave under your arms Ita019s probably cause you know youa019re so freakina019 ugly You got your eyebrows growina019 real long And youa019re walkin around, like a hunchback But you dona019t know, The way that you look, When your face makes people scream See I got you, Some eyeliner now But you got big ears, one lip, and buck teeth Put on your makeup But nobody knows How you came to be grotesquely ugly One of your arms is too long Your hand wona019t fit a glove You should proba019ly go and waste away at a bar. No matter how many drinks It takes a second to think That they probably won't, Because youa019re so darn ugly So take that lampshade And cover your face And youa019ll wear it around like a dignitary And there might be a day That a guy will say a01Cheya01D Its probably cause hea019s even more freakina019 ugly You got your eyebrows growina019 real long And youa019re walkin around, With a slight limp But you dona019t know, Oh, how bad you look, When your face makes people scream See I got you, Some eyeliner now But you got big ears, one lip, and buck teeth Put on your makeup But nobody knows How you even breath so hideously Cause it sure seems (it sure seems) Your gut sticks out (your gut sticks out) And we all seem (we all see) To get really grossed out I wish there was a song, To show your lack of charm You walked in the room and set off the alarm You got a mad crooked nose And a weird mole that grows. From your head to your toes Youa019re so extremely ugly Could wear two pairs of shades, To hide your face but Youa019d still be the worst-looking thing in this place And you never use soap Or shave under your arms Ita019s probably cause you know youa019re so freakina019 ugly
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