Single $1
Songs from the Puddin' and Savanna Roots projects.
Song Info
Genre
Charts
#53,934 today
Peak #248
#34,745 in subgenre
Peak #117
Author
S. Bennett, C. Bennett, C. Bennett
Uploaded
August 10, 2010
Track Files
MP3
MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 4:24
Lyrics
Rollin’ down the street with my hot Mercedes
I’m just kidding, I’m on welfare baby
I’m sitting on the bench, tryin’ to kick it up
I’m out to do my laundry and I’m waiting for the city bus
Yeah, and I'll be heading to the grocery store
Washing all my undies while I'm shopping for a jelly score
Got my two birdies, kill them with a stone
Just kidding, I would put them in a home
Anyway, sit back and I'll explain the sequence of events
How I found myself in this difficult predicament
I was sleepin', just dreamin' of eatin' gummy slugs
When my baby sister came in shakin' like a jitter bug
"Wake up, sleepy head, my kind and loving brother
I need you to go to the store and get me peanut butter"
It was 5 AM, which was wrong
Still I walked out the door while my sister sang a song
I want PB and J
‘Cause you know I’m really hungry
Gotta put it in my tummy
I want PB and J
‘Cause you know I’m really hungry
Gotta put it in my tummy right now
We're back to the present
Steppin' through the aisles while I'm shopping for that pleasant
Peanut butter - jelly, and I need to find it quick
Like the time I needed light, so I microwaved a glow stick
Which was simply just a bad idea
Had to replace all my furniture through IKEA
I digress, truth is I can't find my prey
Now I'm left with my thumb up inside a warm dark place
Behold, by the woman with a cleft (LENO!)
There's only one peanut butter jar left
And as I dived for the treasure I was shot in the back
With a bucket full of guavas by a baby eating snack packs
I turned around with a face of indignation
The baby countered with a face of imitation
As we prepared ourselves for the Battle of the Jar
I could hear my sister's voice in the distance from afar
I want PB and J
‘Cause you know I’m really hungry
Gotta put it in my tummy
I want PB and J
‘Cause you know I’m really hungry
Gotta put it in my tummy right now
We’re in a battle and it’s only getting sweeter
Until the baby hit me in the face with teethers
I cried foul and denounced her as a cheater
She only laughed, called me an easy weeper
It was getting pretty serious, baby’s just delirious
Thinking she can mess with this, time to get imperious
Hit her in the belly with a handful tickles
Baby got knocked out with a mouthful of giggles
Grabbed the spoils of the war and made for the entrance
Ran into the parking lot and ran into the defense
A garrison of babies holding my laundry victim
So cute and adorable, I don’t really wanna hit them
Instead I rushed through the line and stole back my precious undies
Made it to my house and offered them to my lovely
Sister, who hit me in the head with an umbrella
‘Cause I had accidentally purchased the last jar of Nutella
I want PB and J
‘Cause you know I’m really hungry
Gotta put it in my tummy
I want PB and J
‘Cause you know I’m really hungry
Gotta put it in my tummy right now
