A vaguely experimental Breakbeat-style song, with 3 rather daft raps. And synthesised speech!
I'm proper great, daddy!
There's this guy, right? He makes music with his computer. It's not great, but it passes the time. That's me, in case you hadn't twigged. Get with the program!
Story behind the song
It was originaly just a test of MagiX Music Maker 7's Speech synth. I threw some beat, bass and synth crap behind it, and later extended it a little. Then I decided to add a rap, and asked a few friends if they'd like to do the same. Nothing further happened, for about a year and a half. Then I shifted everything over to Fruity Loops, and eventually it got finished. Thank god for that!
Lyrics
Father of Syn:
This. Bird. Is. Flat.
Flat like Parappa
Alpha Beta Kappa
'Cause this rapper
Likes to play Tapper.
Hardcore to the bone,
And you should have known
I play Bangai-O
Shooting up your zone.
All eyes on me,
So what's it gonna be?
Army Men
Or Seiken Densetsu III?
Your life depends on your choice
So let's hear your voice.
5 of 6, Drop some vocals for the mix.
5 of 6:
This is my first rap
So please don't whinge
I'll start by saying:
Bums and Minge.
I'm 5 of 6
I get glaven cramps
I've had me weetabix
It's time to kick some tramps
I'm a gambling addict
I spend my days in casinos
I piss away my winnings
on Peach Campinos.
And now I have to go
To walk my pet rock
I'll leave you with this:
Moc-Moc-A-Moc
Leeth:
I'd like to say 'Hello',
I'm a groovy kind of fellow.
I sometimes get excited
But I'm usually quite mellow.
I spend my days in chat
Poking fun at all the n00bs,
Hassling the ladies
'Cause I wanna see their boobs.
The other regs may laugh,
They can giggle all they like.
Just STF PLZ KTHX
If you don't take the mic.
Now let me tell you sonny,
You know it isn't funny.
I'm doing this for love
Yo, Dave won't give me any money.