Beer
If you don’t have much cheddar, there are those lil things that make life better/
Like a good beer, tight bitch or a nice fuckin weather/
You won’t kill yourself in the sun after a cold drink/
It’s tight to sit at a bar drinkin till your nose turns pink/
Drunk as fuck, sippin bubs with your dawgs/
You’ve had so much you think your bitch is sucking 2 cock/
Beer CAN help you have sex, you’re ugly as fuck/
And you buy your clothes at the salvation army for a couple of bucks/
Damn life CAN be beautiful let’s cheer…on beer..right here/
It’s fucking great, it clears all your fears/
It’s also funny to see a drunken ass cat/
Beer destroys your brains, but it’s not so bad/
Well actually it is but I think nuff’s said/
But if you’re ugly you need it to have sum fun in bed/
