I've been wanting to make a song like this for a while now.
Lyrics
Sparkles and darkles illuminating the air!
All quite so keen, when dainty and fair.
Quit breathing on me, I might bump off.
Troublesome chaunters, fringing a mare.
Hectoring the bollocks from my good friend, Blair.
Tergiversate the métier upon the day I fondly play
Quit breathing on me, I might bump off.
tortuous arteries inflicting ataxia
erroneous calculation leads to anoxia
when the prescience of my death is seen
and I finally croup up my spleen.
Quit breathing on me, I might bump off.
(Ad Lib the rest)
