Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #726
Peak in subgenre #28
Author
Philip M. Traynor
Rights
That Heavenly Choir
Uploaded
June 16, 2010
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 3:32
Story behind the song
Dedicated to the honorable and excellent:
1) National Academy of Sciences
2) Biology Department at University of Alabama in Huntsville:
You will be remembered: 2010, the year of the UAH evo-faculty murders.
Lyrics
Bang! Bang! Ya tell me we evolved from apes.
Big Bang! The worlds are just a big mistake.
Bang! Bang! Its just another shake and bake
Big Bang! ... Ya say it but You're reprobate!
A Hip Hop jump ... but now we're in the funk!
The science and the media has never-mo' sunk!
Now everythin I read contains your evo-junk
But ya science is a lie ... Ya nothin but a punk!
Ya tell it to professors ... and ya kill the other lessors.
... a science opressor ... and your the transgressor
Ya say there's no design ... but you're lying all the time
... The song with all the rhyme ... that evolved from your slime.
a Dawkins or a Darwin ... a creepin and a crawlin
... 'become so fallen... a Hitler or a Stalin
Ya preachin in the school; ... and ya think its so cool!
... ya made it the rule... to be the evo-fool!
Your gospel is the hoax ... compel a freak-show
... You'r laughing at your jokes ... But its killing all our hopes !
You're the evo-queen ... in the biology scene!
... Ya killed the dean ... cause you' gotta make the green
Big bang!
Your random mutations ... go tell it to the Haitians!
The standing ovations ... your anti-creations
Your vexing presentations ... and doc-ass publications
Your evo-annotations ... and explanations.
You imagined there's no heaven ... it was easy cause you tried.
... the Sadduccee's leaven ... and a Christ you crucified
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You wrote it but your lyin'! Your schemes have no reliance!
Perverted all our science ... those gaps of non-compliance!
You're worshipping the dust ... in it you've placed your trust!
Your playin in your lust ... Your god is a disgust!
... Ya like it like that! ... Your Homie white class
... You're taking all the cash ... for your evo-trash.
Your lover has acquitted ... Your feelin' anti-Chrisitian
... Survival of the fittest ... And now your Communistic
I'm just a rapper not your homie or your evolution phony
Your science is baloney: ... I'm not your evo-crony
'Not your homie ... not your monkey ... or your stupid white honkey
'Not your n*** nor your Hitla ... to give ya mo' money
The monkeys you exult ... the data you misquote:
... The children you assult: Your science is a cult
Your phylogeny trees ... and gross homologies
... cladistic fallacies ... we're not your evo-homies.
Dawkins is your evo-jester -- the child molestor
... an evophiliac... and ya like it like that!
Your the Evo-phile ... the pervert in our school
The biology of lies ... your ways are cruel.
Yeh! She broke your heart ... and you're feelin less than tart
Hey! your science fell apart ... but ya think ya supa smart
Now you teach it to my daughter ... she's nothing but a sqautta
.... Yeh you'll burn in hell the hotta
Her Father in Heaven ... will winnow with his fan
Like Sodom and Go'morra ... Don't mess with Suzanne!
