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Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
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Genre
Country • Alternative Country
Charts
Peak #242
Peak in subgenre #44
Author
Johnny Wilde
Rights
2003
Uploaded
July 01, 2004
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
Been on a blind date lately? You know what we're talkin' about then.
Lyrics
Well a friend of mine called me on the phone He said hey there buddy, you all alone? My girlfriends cousin just got in town And she needs someone to show her around She's a real nice gal and she's awful cute Got a 911 Porsche and money to boot Been around the world she knows all the tricks And I'm sure you could get in a coupla' licks CHORUS: Blind dates those blind dates I'd rather wrestle a rattlesnake The deadliest thing I'm thinkin' of Is a two ton blind date lookin' for love Well Saturday night finally rolled around I pounded on the door nearly broke it down I was on the porch, the door opened wide To reveal the vision that stood inside I fought the urge to turn and run And I prayed to God that she wasn't the one Just then I heard my ex-friend say Well I see you're here let's be on our way CHORUS Well I opened the door she squeezed inside She said come on cutie let's go for a ride I swear I heard that girdle snap When she took her paw and slapped me on the back We went to the show and I found a seat And I excused myself for somethin' to eat When I hit the door well, I was makin' time And I was home in bed by a quarter a'nine CHORUS (2x)
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