A parody of Sammy Davis Junior's version of 'The Candyman.'
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Story behind the song
Inspired by...well, big oil.
Lyrics
The Big Oil Man
A parody of Sammy Davis Junior’s version of “The Candy Man.”
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
Who can take the ocean, turn it into slime?
Destroy millions of lives and never have to pay a fine?
The Big Oil Man, oh the Big Oil Man can.
The Big Oil Man can ‘cause he pays a lot of bribes and makes the government feel good.
Who can point a finger, and never take the blame?
Drag his feet while Washington is doing just the same.
The Big Oil Man, oh the Big Oil Man can.
The Big Oil Man can ‘cause he pays a lot of bribes and makes the government feel good.
The Big Oil Man takes everything we make, just to keep our cars in fuel.
Plays us all as one big fool, acting like a great big tool.
Who can take tomorrow, and throw it all away?
Answer every question with a tried and true cliché?
The Big Oil Man, oh the Big Oil Man can.
The Big Oil Man can ‘cause he pays a lot of bribes and makes the government feel good.
The Big Oil Man takes everything we make, just to keep our cars in fuel.
Plays us all as one big fool, acting like a great big tool.
Who make more money, than a million skanky whores?
Who can pile up tar balls on our sunny pristine shores?
The Big Oil Man, oh the Big Oil Man can.
The Big Oil Man can ‘cause he pays a lot of bribes and makes the government feel good.
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