Name: Rental Cars
Channel: Johnny Wilde
Description: "Rental Cars" is a song by Drunk and Disorderly. The reason you should never buy a used rental car, even if they look good.

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The reason you should never buy a used rental car, even if they look good.

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Drunk and Disorderly

Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.

Song Info

Genre

Country • Alternative Country

Charts

Peak #12

Peak in subgenre #4

Author

Johnny Wilde

Rights

2003

Uploaded

October 06, 2004

Track Files

MP3

MP3 1.6 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00

Story behind the song

Johnny once bought a used rental car from a buddy of his at Hertz. The door stopped opening the first day, then the head gasket went, then the transmission, etc. etc. Johnny wrote this song and gave it to his buddy who eventually played it for the board of directors. It never made it to the ad department for some reason.

Lyrics

Rental cars are really great
You can take speed bumps at a hundred and eight
In those rental cars, those rental cars
You can trash em and crash em when you drive those rental cars

Rental cars are really swell
You can drive em like a bat from hell
Those rental cars, those rental cars
When you rent em you can dent em when you drive those rental cars

You can drive rental cars without a care
You can cruise through a carwash to rinse your hair
In those rental cars, those rental cars
You can rock em you can roll em you can burn those rental cars

When the ashtray's full won't take no more
You can put your butt down on the floor
In those rental cars, those rental cars
You can trash em you can crash em when you drive those rental cars

At 95 through twists and turns
Don't care at all if the engine burns
In those rental cars, those rental cars
You can smash em and crash em and trash those rental cars

You can change rental cars like dirty shirts
You can get another one down at Hertz
Those rental cars, those rental cars
Those drink til your stiff drive em off-a-cliff rental cars