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MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:07
Story behind the song
Here's a story of three lovely people who were trying to mess with the police. They were stunning people across the country, the youngest one 17.
Inspired by the young 17 year old Phillies fan who ran across the outfield during a MLB game, this song covers his story, the grandma who dared the cop to tase her to stop her from getting back into her truck, and the most famous taser incident of all, the 'Don't Tase Me, Bro' guy.
Lyrics
You can run if you want to
You can leave your seat behind
'Cause your dad says go and if he says go
Well, you can lose your mind
I say, you can run to the third bag
On the base I'm sure you'll find
You can scare Jimmy Rollins into running away
Leave his glove there far behind
And you can run
Phil-lies
Go as fast as you want to
Not as young as you was once
And the cop pulls you off from the road you drive
You think he's a dunce
Say, you tell him that you're done here
He says don't, I will stop you
But you walk with a 'tude because he's been rude
Who cares about the man in blue
And say
You'll be stunned, You'll be stunned
When things are out of control
Best not run, best not run
You'll be shaking like a fool
They will chase, they will chase
The cop just can't run that fast
Don't resist, don't resist,
Or you'll be changing your pants
It's a Taser dance
Oh well, it's a taser dance
Yes it's a Taser Dance
It's the Taser dance
Well you ask if you want to
You've got all your books and mind
You can ask John Kerry why he didn't query
About fraud at election time
I say, you can shout if you want to
You can push those guards behind
But when you interrupt the forum and mess with decorum
Well, the hooks will unwind
Don't let you know, let you know
What you did that was wrong
You should know, you should know
Maybe you should heed this song
Don't do it bro, don't do it bro
Please just listen to me
Don't tase me bro, Turn it off
I forgot to use my Degree
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