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KABOOM (goes the bank, not the banker)
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Global economic catastrophe can be such a bummer -- unless you're the guy who caused it.
comedy political parody satire rants pinko
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Rants, raving and vain howling at the moon.
"an unappetizing bouillabaisse (French, bah!) of polemics, half-baked truths, and false claims of 36 hour erections..." -- Bill Kristol, Humanoid
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
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Peak #35
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
Curmudgeon Boy
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2010 Curmudgeon Boy
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April 11, 2011
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:35
Story behind the song
Don't lose your composure, but here comes your foreclosure.
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KA-boom. KA-boom. Take a walk in my shoes. Always heads I win; tails you lose. KA-boom. Whole world blows up in my wake. Multi-million dollar bonus I still make. KA-boom. KA-boom. Youaa‚¬a„¢re not fond of me. I crashed the whole economy. KA-boom. KA-boom. I can deal with your rancor. Iaa‚¬a„¢m a 21st centaa‚¬a„¢ry Wall Street banker. If you could only be me, youaa‚¬a„¢d see life is a dream. Only way I travel is in my Gulfstream In this crap game weaa‚¬a„¢re playing, you will never get bored. aa‚¬Ëœcause you take all the risk; and I take all the reward. KA-boom. Donaa‚¬a„¢t lose your composure. But here comes your foreclosure. aa‚¬Ëœs way it works when markets are free. aa‚¬Ëœcourse those Free Market rules donaa‚¬a„¢t apply to me. Dillinger, Sundance & Butch, and Madoff recently Rank amateurs by compare when it comes to larceny. Reckless speculation is just so happeninaa‚¬a„¢ It blows away what you can do with a six-gun or, or a pen. KA-boom. KA-boom. Take a look at my books Unlike my goose aa‚¬a€œ thataa‚¬a„¢s not been cooked. KA-boom! Iaa‚¬a„¢m gonna blow it up again like Krakatoa But youaa‚¬a„¢ll be on the hook to bail me out once mo-re. Youaa‚¬a„¢ll bail me out once mo-re! KA-boom!
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