Verse 1
I’ve got an alien in my pocket
He’s been mooching off me for years
He knows that there’s nothing I can do to stop it
This torture has me nearly in tears
Chorus
This alien problem has me falling in pieces
I show him my home, but he won’t show me his
It’s been a long, long time since I’ve know him
And all he’s ever done is cling to my skin
I gotta stop him now
But I don’t know how
Gotta stop this, it’s gone on too long
The amount of time he’s treated me wrong
Verse 2
I’ve got an alien in my pocket
I’m trying to get him off of this world
I know, he’d do anything he could to stop it
But this plan has already been unfurled
Chorus
Verse 3
He watches me from his window at night
He tracks my every move
What he doesn’t know, will give him such a fright
My twin brother’s gonna help me remove him from my sight
Chorus
Outro
The alien who’s been living in my pocket
Has been driven from the planet Earth
We told him about universal health care
It seems he’s been conservative since birth
