A parody of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Story behind the song
Inspired by government officials who hold their meetings in the Congressional shower.
Lyrics
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie
A parody of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
He?s not afraid to come out of the shower,
Guess he wants everybody to see.
He?s not afraid to come out of the shower,
He?s as nasty as someone can be.
One, two, three, four,
Was he hung just like Al Gore?
He had an itsy bitsy teeny weenie,
Maybe that?s why he?s a meanie.
Always mad, acting like a clich?.
An itsy bitsy teeny weenie,
It?s as limp as a linguine.
Standing naked, ?til he gets his way.
Five, six, seven, eight,
Is it bent or poker straight?
He?s not afraid to confront all his rivals,
Just as naked as when he was born.
Is he pushing the President?s healthcare,
Or just making some low budget porn?
Nine, ten, and then eleven.
Take us all to nudist heaven.
He had an itsy bitsy teeny weenie,
Maybe that?s why he?s a meanie.
Always mad, acting like a clich?.
An itsy bitsy teeny weenie,
It?s as limp as a linguine.
Standing naked, ?til he gets his way.
The numbers in the teens don?t rhyme,
Tell us more about this slime.
We?re all afraid to go back in the shower.
He might be hiding in one of the stalls.
Will he poke his finger in our pectorals?
Or maybe he?ll just squeeze our?
Things are really getting hot.
Tell us once more what?s he?s got?
He had an itsy bitsy teeny weenie,
Maybe that?s why he?s a meanie.
Always mad, acting like a clich?.
An itsy bitsy teeny weenie,
It?s as limp as a linguine.
Standing naked, ?til he gets his way.
From the shower to the Congress.
From the Congress back to us.
It?s naked intimidation.
There?s no more to discuss.
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