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The Daily News
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Every line in the verses of this song was a headline in a 15 minute news cycle of a "major" news outlet..... I didn't change a word. I couldn't make this stuff up...
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I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky. My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child
I'm a guitarist, singer, and songwriter from central Kentucky. My music is a mix of many different influences; from the country and western I heard as a child to some stuff I heard yesterday. I was a full time, working musician for over twenty years; doing clubs and concerts all over the eastern U.S., but mainly in Kentucky, Tennessee, Indiana, Ohio, and Florida. I have played every kind of venue; from the smallest, seediest club to 10,000 seat concert halls. Loved every minute of it. I also spent many hours in various studios as both musician and producer on a variety of projects. I am now a part time musician; I divide my musical time between writing and recording my own songs and playing with a great bunch of musicians in a band called "The Grandees". I write songs primarily to make you shake your money maker. I'm not deep, and I'm certainly no virtuoso. I just want you to have a good time. The songs I have here are from my second solo CD, titled "The Twisted Tale Of The Honky Tonk Monkey", which is available at CDBaby.com and my upcoming CD "Bad Choices Make Good Stories". My first CD, "All Night Radio", is available at CD Baby and fine CD discount bins everywhere. Thank you for visiting, and... TURN IT UP!!!!!
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Charts
Peak #47
Peak in subgenre #16
Author
RS Cain
Rights
RS Cain/Bear In The Woods Music
Uploaded
April 15, 2012
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MP3 6.4 MB 160 kbps 5:35
Story behind the song
Every line in the verses of this song was a headline in a 15 minute news cycle of a "major" news outlet..... I didn't change a word. I couldn't make this stuff up...
Lyrics
Raging bulls attack spectators Thieves are gathered on the hill Such jokers, those Komodo Dragons Ten guiltless yet delicious meatless meals Another Van Der Sloot confession Movie rights are up for bid Starbucks claims it's losing ground to rivals Octomom won't rule out one more kid The Daily News is all around When the sun is up, when the moon is round Nothing can escape it's gaze It all blurs, becomes a haze The Daily News is on our lips, always at our fingertips When does enough become too much? How do we evade it's touch? Some foods to boost your sex life The job outlook is bleak Barely there bikinis on the sand dunes How to wear the fashions of the week Shows you REALLY should be watching A dramatic dog rescue Airlines single out those too fat to fly Kelly Ripa's got a new tattoo Customize this daily module See only news you really want to see Please become a fan of ours on Facebook Won't cost a dime but don't believe it's free
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