You know the urbandictionary lingo where "to spit" is "to rap?" Well I hope you do or you won't get the joke.
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Story behind the song
Master Bedroom and the Alpha Nerd is the schizophrenic rap - or "hip-hop" - project of the super mutant mastermind known in other dimensions as Particle Junkie. Off on the distant planet named Trooanana or something these people all worship this crap and they call it "Hiphopitronica." And they sacrifice virgins and sh** . Have you seen the movie Heavy Metal? It's a lot like that, but with different music.
Lyrics
yo look out ladies and gentlemen it's master b
i'm comin clean like a washing machine
you know i spit mad rhymes indubitably
i string words together unscrupulously
my sh** is fat and sassy so take it from me
i'd like to share sumpin happened to me recently
i found a new drug that's better than booze and weed
and all i gotta do is stop brushing my teeth
i go down to the dentist to get me some cain
some novocaine you know it numbs the pain
well the only problem if you know what i'm sayin
is every time i spit i'm not just spittin i'm sprayin
and i shoot up my face so you know i ain't playin
we gonna get down tonight while mc hammer be prayin
we gonna have us a show
you gonna witness my flow
and i'm a spit all over everyone in the front row
you know when i be spittin cause i spittin in yo face
you know when i been rhymin cause it leaves a trace
you know you know when i be spittin cause i spittin in yo face
when you see me grab the mic you betta back off the stage
you know when i be spittin cause i spittin in yo face
you know when i been rhymin cause it leaves a trace
you know you know when i be spittin cause i spittin in yo face
you know when i be spittin you know when i be spittin
yo look out everyone cause master bedroom's here
so put your hands in the air and put on your rain gear
here's a cautionary tale not to stand too near
well it was just last night when i was standing right here
and i'm not expecting rain when the skies are clear
but i am expecting showers when i hear the crowd cheer
cause everytime i do it's like i'm in seattle
i'm up spit creek without a mothaf*** in paddle
so the crowd starts clappin
b starts rappin
jaw starts flappin
lips all slappin and i'm
bein pelted with this acid rain cause this fool won't stop mainlinin novocaine
well hell yeah alpha nerd you know i know you ain't lyin
cause when i start rhymin you're in for a slimin
unless you can dodge it with impeccable timin
hey man hike up your pants the water level is climbin
you know when i be spittin cause i spittin in yo face
you know when i been rhymin cause it leaves a trace
you know you know when i be spittin cause i spittin in yo face
when you see me grab the mic you betta back off the stage
you know when i be spittin cause i spittin in yo face
you know when i been rhymin cause it leaves a trace
you know you know when i be spittin cause i spittin in yo face
you know when i be spittin you know when i be spittin
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