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Fat Catholic Woman
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A song about a fat Catholic woman on a subway train.
rock funk instrumental bluesrock jam
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Two cousins writing, jamming, experimenting, recording and kicking ass at music in ways never before ventured.
Zehbrah is a rock band consisting of cousins Nick Fane (guitars, bass, vocals) and Ryan Fane (drums, production), formed in 2008. An amalgamation between blues rock and early heavy metal (with just a pinch of punk, funk and grunge/alternative thrown in for spice), they play songs loud and fast and with no regrets. With lyrics that range from goofy rambling, to political pondering, to dark introspection and just a little bit of eerie caricature, their sound is constantly ebbing and flowing, and their moods are no less than schizophrenic. But hey, to be good, you gotta be a little crazy, eh?
Song Info
Genre
Rock • Rock General
Charts
Peak #83
Peak in subgenre #24
Author
Nick Fane/Ryan Fane
Rights
Zehbrah
Uploaded
February 22, 2010
Track Files
MP3
MP3 1.9 MB • 128 kbps • 2:05
Story behind the song
Spawned from an improv jam way back in 2008.
Lyrics
Fat Catholic Woman sittin' next to me on a dirty subway train. She asked me, her teeth quite yellow, "Have you heard the word of Christ, young fellow?" Fat Catholic woman on the subway train, Tryin' to grief me into feelin' her pain. I said, "No, and I've been doing quite well." She said, "If you keep that up, you'll be goin' to Hell." I snapped back, "Hey, I don't mean to be rude, but that doesn't sound half as bad as talkin' to you." Fat Catholic woman on the subway train, Tryin' to grief me into feelin' her pain. You better look out! Well, I guess I gave her quite the fright. She got off the blocks before mine. Personally, I think the Bible's a load. I worship the Da Vinci Code. Fat Catholic woman on the subway train, Tryin' to grief me into feelin' her pain.
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