She's tentacular she's all I need
Spectacular she's all I see
She cast a jig that stuck in my heart
A bivalve beauty indeed
They say they want a squid man, that's not me
I think she would like me more if I was from the sea
I just want this girl to notice me
Maybe if I pray to God than she would be with me
Dear God will you please turn me into a squid right now?
No I will not turn you into a squid no matter what
But, she's tentacular she's all I need
Spectacular she's all I see
She cast a jig that stuck in my heart
A bivalve beauty indeed
They say they want a squid man, that's not me
God won't listen to me so I will switch deities
So I prayed to the mighty Battle Squid
He heard my cry and beckoned me to jump into the sea
The water takes me
The currents break me
Creatures mutilate me
As my body sinks to the depths of the sea
Then the Humboldt knights take my carcass to the tentacled queen
She consumed my flesh with the mind to resurrect me
As a demi-god that will one day lead the Chitin army
They will storm the land once again and reign dominance over all kings
Behold the ancient prophecy as I the Cephalopod Boy was given birth
Told by maven squids in the time before they traveled to this earth
Dark hearted, black minded, beak so sharp it could sever your soul
No mercy, no patience, anger fueled by the fact that you still live
I will seek you out
I will send my spies
I will drag you down
To the depths of the brine
You will be consumed
And will be reborn
And we will rule the earth
On a throne of human skulls
