Bang of Twin and Bab.
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Story behind the song
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Lyrics
I’m a little Pedophile, help me out
I’m living in Seattle, makes me pout
I do not have a job and live on stamps
I’m easily offended and in doubt
Pedo, Pedo life has gone all bad
Pedo Pedo look at what you had
Pedo Pedo never found your joy
Pedo Pedo stalkin’ little boys!
I see little boys walking down the street
If the coast is clear I will be so sweet
If they don’t like it I will run away
If they are interested I’ll flash my meat!
Pedo, Pedo life has gone all bad
Pedo Pedo look at what you had
Pedo Pedo never found your joy
Pedo Pedo stalkin’ little boys!
Pedo: Why hello kids!
Kids: Hi Mr. Pedo!
Pedo: I’ve got some treats for you!
Kids: Weeeeeeeeee!
Kid 1: My mommy said never take candy from strangers
Pedo: Why I’m not a stranger, I’m one of you
Kid 2: But you’re big and hairy! You’re a growup!
Pedo: Oh – I just look that way!!
Kid 1: I’m not too sure about you.
Pedo: Nonsense – now come over here and sit on my lap!
Kid 3: Ok – I will
Pedo: Can I kiss you.
Kid 3: OK!
Kids: Ewwwwwwwww he did it on the mouth!!!!!!!!
Pedo: I must kiss you all
Kids CRY I’m crying, blah blah blah……………..
Pedo, Pedo life has gone all bad
Pedo Pedo look at what you had
Pedo Pedo never found your joy
Pedo Pedo stalkin’ little boys!
Here I go postin’ on a message board
I will fend them off with my plastic sword
They really don’t seem to respect my thoughts
I’ll have to find a boy to pull my cord!!!!!
Pedo, Pedo you’re a fucking freak
Pedo, Pedo you’re so fucking weak
Pedo, Pedo ain’t got god damned class
Pedo, Pedo you’d better watch your ass
