Walk me down, to the store
to buy some spartan brand doritos
I saw them there for 50 cents off too
I saw them there the other day
I'll bring some home, to maizy may
I bet that little cyrus wants some too too too
amazing how much his one tooth can chew
Walking through the trailer park
lets get home before it's dark
they dont' care if we are rednecks too
people fuedin up in here
my mountin kin they just don't care
they think he's sided with the walton crew crew crew
theres no tellin what those folks'll do
They've got chittlins they've got pork
they've got plastic little sporks
got me bout ten cans of spam
got me pickled pigs foot jam
meet me there in aisle three
they've got a case of expired cheese now
all this stuff will sure taste great
hurry up they close at 8
Here his kinfolk stomp and shout
better get us to the swamp
I'm sure we'll find a shortcut through oh oh
see a possum think hes drunk
Cletus got sprayed by a skunk
and Alligator almost too my shoe shoe shoe
but you don't wear none
hey what is that to you
They've got chittlins they've got pork
they've got plastic little forks
got me bout ten cans of spam
got me pickled pigs foot jam
Meet me there in aisle three
they've got a case of expired cheese now
All this stuff will sure taste great
hurry up they close at 8 at 8
