(chorus)
snap zing! huh? glove
snap zing! huh? glove
snap zing! huh? glove
it all started with a joke
airports and runways
customs check and luggage claims
with an unsuspecting bloke
(repeat chorus)
a drunken man and a cane
fell down and broke his face
and he lost his place
in the right hand lane
(repeat chorus)
all of this led to
uncontrollable
BLADDER BURST!
I pissed my self (echoed)