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A Non-Newtonian Christmas
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This is my lyric version of 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer' using a bluegrass track I purchased on Amazon.com.
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Country, Inspirational, Gospel, Blues, Rock, Pop, Jazz, singer, songwriter, Turquoise Rose,
Welcome to my Muse-ical world! I am a Songwriter/Vocalist who creates original music using my Yamaha keyboard, Garageband, various percussion instruments and loops. Am currently seeking band members to work on originals and copy tunes. Would like a variety band: Country, classic Rock, Pop, Oldies, newies, Blues, Jazz. But am open to suggestion... These are a few talented musicians who have contributed to some of my music. Bill Craig: Guitar, Vocals/songwriter Will Jacobs: Keys, piano, guitar, Vocals/songwriter J.R. Richardson: Guitar, drums, Vocals/songwriter (Am also currently working with many Wonderfully Talented musicians on Kompoz.com)
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Podcasts • Parody
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#1,725 today Peak #53
#195 in subgenre Peak #8
Author
Lyrics: Olivia Francis/Richard Dee
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2009 BMI ~ARR~
Uploaded
December 31, 2009
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MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 3:27
Story behind the song
Viewing a David Letterman Video where young students were demonstrating their science projects, we were inspired to write this Christmas song using one of the students projects about Non-Newtonian liquids. If you'd like to know more about this liquid you can read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oobleck http://www.answers.com/topic/non-newtonian-fluid What it has to do with Christmas? I don't know, you tell me HO HO HO!
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"A Non-Newtonian Christmas" By Olivia Francis/Richard Dee (c) BMI ~ARR~ I was wrapping presents the night before Christmas while Silent Night played on my stereo multi-colored oobleck oozed from the speakers running from the table to the floor below Maybe Santa is a chemist I stared in shock 'n disbelief at the non-newtonian liquid flowing cross my living room and neath the tree Seeing the mess I began screaming which turned it into solid goop then when my dog licked it his nose glowed and from his head some pointy antlers grew Chorus It looks like another non-newtonian Xmas Guess I have been naughty once again drunk I wept with my mouth hangin' open While drooling bourbon eggnog down my chin I found your checkbook in my closet The day you left for Timbuktu So I bought a brand new Mercedes Now from San Quintin you pay out the kazoo Reverted back to my childhood After my neighbor called me FAT Put sugar in his heirloom Harley Then torched his Pretty Pedigreed Persian cat Chorus Looks like another non-newtonian Xmas Guess I have been naughty once again drunk I wept with my mouth hangin' open While drooling bourbon eggnog down my chin Break Then we heard old familiar footsteps Of Santa's reindeer on the roof yelled get yer fat ass down my chimney Before my lawyer strips you of your Santa suit!!! Chorus We're having another non-newtonian Xmas Guess I have been naughty once again drunk I wept, with my mouth hangin' open While droolin bourbon eggnog down my chin Don't know about you but I am thinking That something really freaky's going on Now I gain weight and become much shorter Every time I sing this stinkin' little song! I guess I'd better stop singin this before I resemble Round flat roadkill! That ain't funny Santa!
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Roger John
May 06, 2010
Now this is a very funnyt song. TOurqoiuse! Great!
Turquoise Rose
Jan 03, 2010
Thanks Leelee, You made our New Year start with a Bang!!!! Much Love to you and yours. ;}