Funny Song that my mom surprisingly loved. Go figure
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Story behind the song
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Lyrics
Moral Fiber
Verse 1
Well Ia€™m ripping through my pantry and Ia€™m reading all the cans
I need to join the gentry, to be a gentleman
I see vitamins of every letter, some things like thiamin
Well I just got to get better, to get out of this mess Ia€™m in
Chorus
Moral Fiber in the evening, Moral Fiber in the night
I need some moral fiber to whet my appetite
I can hold my pinky out right, Well they say that sure is great
But I need some moral fiber on my plate
Verse 2
I was down at a bar room when a gal sits by my side
She asks if I was married, and I certainly could have lied
But I said I was separated; see my wife was back at home
Shea€™s in a slightly different zip code, and I just cana€™t be alone
Verse 3
I come home late one evening and I gets me quite a scare
My wife is being beaten by a big old grizzly bear
With my shotgun at the ready, oh that bear will be a splotch
But I hears him yell for mercy, well mercy me I going to watch
Verse 4
I heads down to St. Stephens to change my shameful ways
Werena€™t too busy on that evening, so I stayed for several days
But on Sunday a Bonanza, when they hands me a golden plate
Cana€™t understand those stanzas, but I still think church is great.
© Duncan Walters
Copyright 2003
