From a raw and innocent time. When Mickey's was under two bucks. When some still sought him. When Jerry Rice was a classy Chinese man.
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Righteous creatures of the catfish family
you've been swimmin' in the mud too long
righteous creatures of the little fishy foo
you been eatin' the dog
the dog's been eatin you
you better run
you better hide
you better say....
"his name was Jerry Rice
a Chinese man with lots of class"
Jerry Rice, Jerry Rice
He was a classy Chinese man
Jerry Rice, Jerry Rice
He got a first rate business plan
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He cooks Mongolian beef
he wears clean socks
Phelipe Crespo likes the way he blocks
everybody loves him even Art Vandalay
everybody in the USA... in the USA...
Loves Jerry Rice!