1:1 In the beginning The Internet created the heavens and the earth. 1:2 And the earth was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of The Internet moved upon the face of the waters 1:3 And The Internet said, Let there be light: and there was light. 1:4 And The Internet saw the light, that it was good: and The Internet divided the light from the darkness. 1:5 And The Internet called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.