SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Listening to Stone Orchard may cause hair loss, partial or complete blindness, hallucinations, radiation burns, lung cancer, irritation of mucous membranes, progressive muscular atrophy, massive brain hemorrhaging, cirrhosis of the liver, repeated outbursts of violence, an overpowering stimulus to destroy, fatal internal bleeding, failure of respiratory system, inflammation of brain stem, irregular heart palpitations, weakening and dissolving of skeletal frame and ligaments, paranoid schizophrenia, manic depression, chronic anxiety disorder, dysfunctional family ties, post-traumatic stress syndrome, depletion of the ozone layer, devastating coastal flooding, nuclear holocaust, annihilation of some life forms, widespread power outages and mechanical failure, exhaustion of all natural resources, mass religious heresy, moral corruption, economic collapse, social decay, governmental disorganization, boiling of the oceans, burning of the skies, relapse of that is sacred and resolute, and the eventual realization that all that you've ever known to be genuine and evident was never tangible and that the only unfeigned entity that you will ever perceive will be the inevitable horrific trepidation that will envelope your being as you emerge from the deceptive delusion that is your life. If symptoms persist, consult a mortician.