When you see your last penny spent
Ia019ll be at your side to pay the rent
You used to want to be like John Squire
Now youa019ve gone pure country and your spendinga019s pretty dire
A brand new Telecaster every week
Makes my collection look pretty weak
When youa019re lost and you bought every Tele there is to get
Ia019ll be there to help get you out of debt
When your fingers are hurting from too much chickin pickin
I need to make sure that you dona019t go and turn to nickina019
When you go and sell baith dugs and yer 335
Your missus might just go and skin you alive
But Ia019ll be there to show you the way
How to sell a few guitars on ebay
Youa019re the man
With one too many Fenders
Your name is Eddie
Youa019ve got 20 Telecasters
See you
See I got one too
I got it wrong
Ita019s a Highway Wan
