Yes, you CAN bond with inanimate objects.
Drunk and Disorderly
Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.
Story behind the song
Johnny's pal Danny paid 60 bucks for a blow-up doll from a men's magazine. Johnny also has a Universal Life Church minister certificate (ordained April 1, 1994) so when the doll came, Johnny performed the wedding ceremony at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. Then he wrote this song about it. www.grandinncovina.com
Lyrics
Like a dream, like an angel brought down from above
I found out what was missing….Inflatable Love
I found her in a magazine at the liquor store
They promised me a virgin not some old skanky whore
So I sent away my money, I used to spend on beer
And now I ain’t so lonely ‘cause my rubber doll is here
Rubber doll Rubber doll, anatomically correct
Rubber doll Rubber doll, she’s gettin’ me erect
My darlin’ my sweetheart, my little turtle dove
The preacher married me to my inflatable love
I took my angel baby, down to the Grand
And I showed all the fellas I no longer use my hand
Rubber doll Rubber doll, anatomically correct
Rubber doll Rubber doll, she’s gettin’ me erect
My darlin’ my sweetheart, my little turtle dove
The preacher married me to my inflatable love
My darlin’ my sweetheart, my little turtle dove
The preacher married me to my inflatable love
The preacher married me to my inflatable love
