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Lyrics
Two Gun Sally
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Nov. 20, 2009 )
My cat is wearing jingle bells
The dog thinks he's a bird
I wish he was potty trained
My footprints in his turd
CHORUS....
I got me a fancy christmas tree
On the roof of my old trailer
Fourty five plastic angels
That were gifts from my dead neighbor
Two gun Sally, lived next door
But now she's bit the dust
Got blinking lights spectacular
And eggnog on my face
Suckin' on a juicy ham hock
Cause I love the way it taste
CHORUS.....
I got me a fancy christmas tree
On the roof of my old trailer
Fourty five plastic angels
That were gifts from my dead neighbor
Two gun Sally, lived next door
But now she's bit the dust
She's rockin' out, with Mr. Big
Waitin' on the rest of us
But I'm not ready to leave just yet
I need a few more laughs
Hey Santa trade your reindeer in
For a team of gay giraffes
CHORUS.....
I got me a fancy christmas tree
On the roof of my old trailer
Fourty five plastic angels
That were gifts from my dead neighbor
Two gun Sally, lived next door
But now she's bit the dust
She's rockin' out, with Mr. Big
Waitin' on the rest of us
But I'm not ready to leave just yet
I need a few more laughs
Santa trade your reindeer in
For a team of gay giraffes
CHORUS...
I got me a fancy christmas tree
On the roof of my old trailer
Fourty five plastic angels
That were gifts from my dead neighbor
