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hey did y'all know how to start an earthquake in chicago?
get kannon's attention and run away with a taco
unwrap a little debbie and watch this homo giggle
flick him in the head i bet his h*** toes jiggle
he liked tits so much he thought he'd get him a set
you just a dude wit a-rack tryna spit wit a vet
im sayin i could punch this b*** in his chest
and give an entirely new meaning to ripple effect
hygeine's a novel concept to this smelly nerd
he can't see or reach past his belly curves
and someone that fat aint never gonna get a bird
ain't nobody seen kannon balls since ghettysburg
so i thought i'd leave my enemy lifeless
burn the lard off his ass and solve the energy crisis
tried to keep him busy and betray him with a ho ho
stabbed him in the back and sunk my blade into a blow hole
but you and whales got more in common than the poaching scare
both got body parts that never been exposed to air
everywhere he moved the real estate fell
cuz every time you lift ya titties they release a great smell
they breedin germs scientists cant even name well
spit like nick kannon and look like keenan ate kel
you wouldn't be nothin the streets ever watch
if they weren't livin in fear of bein eaten or squashed
you vagina, you be reekin of crotch
cuz you got less dope bars than body parts that you aint reachin to wash
so when i win, heres what ima do with the moolah
ill buy fatty a push broom to use as a loofah
im still shocked so be a little patient
cuz when i say you look like wales i really mean the british nation
and when i say i stabbed his back im bluffing at best
cuz when i try to get around him i just run outta breath
jabba the kanon is somethin to pity
only man in the world that rubs deoderant under his titties
i seen ya promoter, i know what you doin fag
gracie g is actually an alias for you in drag
got some makeup cuz lets be honest, you look bad
and slapped wig onto a giant brown fluid bag
this fat midget 5'5" four tons
look like a retarded jerome bettis, ima call him short bus
just the act of tryna walk leaves him torn up
his inner thighs see more friction than the terror war does
and he dont need a car to get to where he wanna go
he finds a hill and uses inertia to tuck and roll
and since you fat you adapted a humongous nose
that can smell the food in my stomach yo, from his home
i dont need to diss nothin else, you past obese
only see cannin' chunky at the campbells factory
