The newbie thatll kick your ass
Whasup, this is DarkSam a.k.a Eclectic Soundz. I'm here to spread my music accross this nation that I know is filled with the true spirit of hip-hop.
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,426
Peak in subgenre #814
Author
DarkSam/Midnight
Rights
SilverBox Productions
Uploaded
June 09, 2002
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
Artist: DarkSam
Album: Son Of Sam 2002
Song: Internet Blues
Typed by: DarkSam a.K.a Danjarus/Midnight
[Intro]
YEEEAAH! D-A-N-J-A-R-U-S...
aka DarkSam yo...Ha! Yo, yo, yo
[DarkSam]
One day I was crusing the internet
wondering where this bullcrap would get me at
I wished that record execs would peep the net
and one of them would give me a check, give me respect
But naaw, I know that I ain't lucky like that
Call me an elf, cuz I aint getting paid to rap
I just want to prove the industry wrong
cuz for so long they thought you had to spit about gats
consider the fact that bullets and rounds dont last
I use my rhymes to pull kats wigs back like whiplash
*crash*
Snap necks back like car collisions
check ya rhymes for errors, do like 2 revisions
I dont see how cats can sit there and stare
at their monitors and ask why they don't get no where
But I aint gon' front, cuz I used to do the same
watching kats like bow wow get ahead in the game
Romeo, I didn't leave you out, you can get it too
I'll take your bandana and ya daddy's 22's
but look at you both, how hard can it be to rhyme
when you got a ghostwriter spittin for you all the time?
But I'mma get off that subject, get the pun yet?
cuz grown men who play with little boys are suspect
Kids say that the wanna be "like Mike"
In that case, I'd like to see Mike pic up a mic, cuz
[Chorus: DarkSam]
Sam is the man that takes ya Jewels
do anything he wants to and makes the rules
you understand why I pitty the fool
who falls victim to the internet blues
Yeah! Sam is the man that takes ya Jewels
do anything he wants to and makes the rules
Uh, Ya understand why I pitty the fool
who falls victim to the internet blues
[DarkSam]
I had always been a wishful child
though I told lies as white as kitchen tiles
Cause a kid wit a head like mine is hard to find
I'ma let you take a peak at my adolecent mind
Maybe Puff or Jay will sign me up
lace me with enough ice to out-shine the sun
But the sun don't shine forever
thats when ya time is up
and ya shine is put out by rainy weather
you find yourself doped out in somebody's basement
ya feet tied together and ya face to the pavemnt
The net set you up to fail, you just realized
replies on your skills were dickrides and not real
You got the blues, and I know what you thinking
but its not the type that them old folks be singing
cuz youse a bum, and if I had a harmonica
I'd play the blues wit clinton and make you do like monica
(Get on your knees!)
[Chorus: DarkSam]
[DarkSam]
My groupies made me think that I was sick when I wasn't
If not ill before, you just made me sick to my stomach
Why would you hang on the nuts of some anonoymous kid
whose praise towards you would never-ever get you ahead?
you could pass on the money and take respect instead
wit rhymes so undergorund, you're career is 6 feet dead
When I came to this arena, I only posted text
trying to up my lyrics and make 'em complex
But, I learned a lesson that I won't soon forget
I was writing punches and meta's that noone could get
Converting text to audio was a pitiful sight
cuz streached out wordplay just dont work on the mic
If that wasn't bad enough, my studio was sucking
a little white computer mic and low budget production
but I'm now studio bound, not playing around
I want each coast to listen and embrace my sound
Just waiting for the day that my talent is found
so I can run my 5 minutes of fame into the ground
when opportunity knocks, the door gets ripped off the hindge
So I can take that 5 minutes and extend it again
The way the net works, the wack kats want to be ya friends
so I suggest you go back to a pad and a pen
And thats the end...
[Chorus: DarkSam]
