A parody of 'Come Fly With Me.'
A topical and funny songwriter and song parodist.
A topical and humorous songwriter and parodist.
Story behind the song
Inspired by the recent Northwest flight that "missed" it's destination.
Lyrics
Come Fly Northwest
(A parody of Come Fly With Me)
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
Come fly with me; let’s take that trip you planned.
We’ll do our best to avoid Northwest,
So we’ll know just where we land.
Come fly with me, the altitude is grand.
Come fly with me, we’ll float down to Peru.
Don’t be depressed, if we take Northwest.
And wind up in Timbuktu.
Our luggage will be in Kalamazoo.
Once they get us up there, we’ll get three peanuts in a bag,
They’ll taste like slag, we’ll just gag.
Once they get us up there, with the turbulence severe,
We may hear, all the people screaming “we’re gonna die.”
Otherwise, it’s been a lovely flight.
We hit some birds, it seemed so absurd,
The pilot hit them just for spite.
I wonder where he’s gonna land the plane tonight?
Screw Northwest, next time I’ll take a kite.
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