I Got A Moat (I'm On A Boat Parody)
Parody of "I'm On A Boat" by The Lonely Island Featuring T-Pain.
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Story behind the song
There's many remakes of "I'm On A Boat" on YouTube, but many lack recording quality or emotion. While I am having fun here, I'm serious about my recordings.
Lyrics
Oh sh** , get your drawbridge ready
It's about to go down
Everybody stay out of my f*** ing trench
But stay on your motherf*** ing toes
We running this, let's go
I got a moat, I got a moat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I got a f*** ing moat
I got a moat, I got a moat
Take a good hard look
At my motherf*** ing moat!
I got a moat motherf*** er, take a look at me
Gators swimming through my moat like the Florida keys
Sharp spikes stickin up, they'll stab you in the ass
You can't get me motherf*** er, 'cause I got a moat!
Paint a picture, trick, I got a moat, b***
We drinkin warm French wine 'cause it's so crisp
I got my wool shorts, and my pointy shoesies
I'm ridin dragons, you at home
straight sniffin' posies
I'm ridin on a dragon, doing flips and sh**
Dragon's breathing flames, gettin' e-erybody all burnt
But this ain't Bella's court, this is real as it gets
I got a moat, motherf*** er, don't you ever forget
I got a moat, and, it's filled with water, and
I got a gold crown to show I'm a rich man
I'm the king of the land, with a moat like Richard
If you're across the moat, then you're sure not me, word
Get the f*** up, this moat is real
F*** dogs, I got a moat, motherf*** er
F*** bees, I got knats, motherf*** er
I'm on the bridge with my boys, motherf*** er
This dragon breathe fire, motherf*** er
Hey brah, if you could see me now
Span wide open like a harbored cow
Gonna fill this moat prunes somehow
Like that Joan of Arc, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd have a moat
To cross you need a bridge or a boat
King Arthur, look at me, oh, all bridges up
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big moat surround my bay
Believe me when I say, I f*** ed a fair maid -en
I got a moat, I got a moat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I got a f*** ing moat
I got a moat, I got a moat
Take a good hard look
At my motherf*** ing moat!
Ma-ma maiden
Ma-ma maiden
Yeaaahhh
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