Wrote this tune while in rehab 25 years ago. I thank the good lord every day for my sobriety.
Lyrics
D.U.I.U.F.O.
Words & music by: SteveyD
I was flyin down the highway 85 & High
I was flyin down the highway 85 & High
When I looked into my mirror much to my surprise
There was a U.F.O. following me
It's lights were flashing round and round and I could hardly see
So I put the peddle to the metal swirved and bout hit a tree
Then I grabbed my bottle and drank down the last drop
Must have been goin 125 MPH, wasn't about to stop
Well the next thing I knew I was being pulled over by a county cop
I said good evening ociffer did you see that craft
I think they call em extra terrestrials, E.T. was waving from the back
I here they like to examine people and I'll have none of that
Well he looked at me and said boy have you lost your mind
What you got in that there bottle and can you walk this line
I said I can't see that line sir but I'm feeling just fine, yea
The very next day I was standin before the county judge
I told him my story, he said I ain't buyin none of that fudge
He said I need waders for you son and I can see your gonna hold a grudge
Well here I am I'm feelin fine and I'm thinking clearer
I'm not hitten the wine or chasin shots with bottles of beer
And I met a terrestrial last night and he swears he saw me drivin out there
