Christmas Song (Parody of Santa Clause is Coming to town)
Bad/ poor taste folk in the style of the Chad Mitchell Trio
Some of my work that would be called political folk... in the style of the Chad Mitchell Trio.
If you find it offensive and confronting then look around you. The world has become a place where greed and coruption are justifable as part of making a living.
I make no appologies for my views.
Story behind the song
A while back some silly woman suggested Santa Should longer go "Ho Ho Hoeing" because of the American Street Slang using a similar phrase with a different meaning. To me it sounded like a challange, you want to have Santa's ho ho hoeing taken out of context... :) I can do that :)
Sorry about the poor vocal
Lyrics
Santa's going Hoe-ing tonight,
There's gunna be Oo's
There's gunna be ahhh's
Santa's prime joint,
Has got real Hard.
Santa's going Hoe-ing tonight,
His wife's reached menopause,
And sacked the Asian maid,
So it's been a while since Santa got laid.
Santa's going Hoe-ing tonight,
He won't care about how they look,
Just so long as they will take,
He bought a big supply of condoms,
He don't want VD or aids.
There's gunna be Oo's
There's gunna be ahhh's
Some rocking the shocks,
In the back of his car
Santa's going Hoe-ing tonight,
There's gunna be Oo's
There's gunna be ahhh's
He'll be spaying Santa seed,
In the back of his car
Santa's going Hoe-ing tonight,
He'll be feeling some arse,
Groping at tits
Asking how much to poke at their bits..
Santa's going Hoe-ing tonight,
He's hung like a donkey,
When it wood it's quite a stake.
And those that take some Santa sword,
Find there's no need to fake
There's gunna be Oo's
There's gunna be ahhh's
Humpen and a grunten,
In the back of his car
Santa's going Hoe-ing tonight,
