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IF YOU AINa019T GOT NO HANK, YOU CANa019T SELL NO BEER
COPYWRITE2009 PAUL GUY BOVEE-BMI
Ia019VE BEEN PLAYING, IN THIS OLD HONKY TONK, SINCE, 1995, AND, LAST NITE, I WAS DIGGINa019 ON HANK, WHEN MUCH, TO , MY SURPRISE
THIS, LITTLE, WET NOSE,COLLEGE, TIE WEARING PUNK, WALKED TO THE STAGE ,AND SAID, MY FATHER, JUST MADE ME, THE MANAGER, COULD, YOU PLAY SOME ROCK MUSIC INSTEAD ?
AND I SAID BOY
IF, YOU, AINa019T GOT NO HANK, YOU CANa019T SELL NO BEER, THEYa019LL TAKE THEIR JOHNNY PAYCHECKS, AND WALK RIGHT OUT OF HERE
AND, IF WILLIE, AINa019T A WAILINa019 THE BLUES. YOU BETTER, BOLT THE DOORS, AND LEAVE, SON, IF YOU AINa019T GOT HANK, YOU CANa019T SELL NO BEER
SEE OLD BILLY, IN THE CORNER, HE SITS THERE EVERY NIGHT, HE LOST HIS WIFE, 4 YEARS AGO, AND, I DONa019T THINK ITa019S RIGHT
TO TAKE AWAY, THE ONLY THING, THAT GETS HIM THROUGH HIS DAY, THEY, USED TO DANCE RIGHT HERE,TO PATSY CLINE, AND, HEa019S GONE CRAZY, SINCE SHE WENT AWAY
IF YOU AINa019T GOT NO HANK, YOU CANa019T SELL NO BEER, THEY, WILL TAKE THEIR JOHNNY PAYCHECKS, AND WALK RIGHT the hell OUT OF HERE
AND, IF WILLIE , AINa019T A WAILINa019 THE BLUES. YOU BETTER, BOLT THE DOORS, AND LEAVE,, AND, IF YOU AINa019T GOT NO HANK, YOU CANa019T SELL NO BEER
NOW, SEE OLD SARAH, ON THAT BARSTOOL, SHE USED TO RUN THE SCHOOL, BUT, SINCE HER BOY, GOT KILLED IN VIETNAM, PEOPLE, THINK, SHEa019S A FOOL
AND, THE ONLY FRIENDS SHE HAS RIGHT NOW, ARE ME, AND, THAT BOTTLE, IN HER HAND, AND, THATa019S ALL SHEa019S GOT LEFT NOW, TELL ME,WOULD YOU TAKE IT FROM HER MAN
SON, IF YOU AINa019T GOT HANK, YOU CANa019T SELL NO BEER, THEY, WILL TAKE THEIR JOHNNY PAYCHECKS, AND WALK the hell RIGHT OUT OF HERE
AND, IF WILLIE , AINa019T A WAILINa019 THE BLUES. YOU BETTER, BOLT THE DOORS, AND LEAVE,, SON, IF YOU AINa019T GOT NO HANK, YOU CANa019T SELL NO BEER
YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT KID!!
CAUSE, IF YOU AINa019T GOT NO HANK, YOU AINa019T SELLING NO BEER!!!THATa019S RIGHT BOY, BETTER LISTEN TO THE OLD MAN
