Boom mothervlogger we the FBI
Wea€™re the Fan Base Idiots
Who stalk you online
No we wona€™t be appeased
Til you hang off our arm
When it comes to fans, man, wea€™re number one
So I'm obsessed with this tuber
Her name is Natalie Tran
Been watching since 06
Ia€™m a die hard fan
If you wanna join this club
You gotta be hardcore
Like making video responses
And so much more
Spend an hour at the mall
Buying clothes from your clips
Comb my bangs to the side
Now I give a little click *click*
Boom mothervlogger we the FBI
Wea€™re the Fan Base Idiots
Who stalk you online
Wea€™re the ones who type a€œFirst!a€
Always give you 5 stars
Our dance moves are hella more hot than Sara€™s
Got bunnies, high doorknobs
Squirrelsa€¦ Dona€™t Look Now!
Cuz ita€™s our new hobby
To hunt down your ultrasound
Oh, whata€™s that you say?
Psycho fans you resent?
Therea€™s like half a million of us
Man, wea€™re here to represent
Wea€™ll find your address
And your medical files
Raid the place you do your laundry
Steal your undies from the pile
Yo boom mothervlogger we the FBI
Wea€™re the Fan Base Idiots
Who stalk you online
Got your screencapped pics
On my desktop, son
Oh yeah, and say hi b*** to your mum
