Do You Vegans Hate My Abattoir?
Felicia Day 'Do You Want To Date My Avatar?' spoof of The Guild.
Comedy hiphop rap parody jokes funny crude humor humour rude rapping freestyle
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,10115.0.html
Lyrics
to the tune of 'Do You Want To Date My Avatar' by Felicia Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Do you all berate my abattoir?
[production line of animals being processed into meat]
Shanks of meat from dismembered cows
Decapitated sheep and sows
Watch every head get shackled in place
We chop! There’s blood and guts all over the place
I cleave animal throats in two
Mulching a horse to make it into glue
Eat every creature with cutlery
“Amen!” Come in, and share a portion with me
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Makes you barf
Yeah, we slaughter with brutality and gore
Do you hate my abattoir?
Better wipe your hands
Red blood clotted to the folds in your pants
Stray hairs are in the slaughtering tank
Eat up! How 'bout a little shank and flank?
Stab some fowl, yeah, choke those geese
Check for swine flu and mad cow disease
It’s no crime, not a felony
To slay, we spray the walls so viciously-y-y
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Pluck the heart
Yeah, we slaughter with brutality and gore
Do you hate my abattoir?
Brisket and mutton!
Cooked in a soup!
Some breast and thigh
From the old chicken coop!
Gonna murder a calf!
Then chew some pork ribs!
Hang the corpse up, baby
As the fresh blood drips!
Make your kitchen space sanitary!
A pan of drumsticks!
I hack and slash
Meat to pack
in your stomachs!
Just get out, crop farmer!
Wheat is not the stuff!
Your pitiful grain
Belongs in a trough!
Chainsaws, blades and shotgun ammo
Got all my tasers in a row
These critters start to squeal, distressed
This butcher house leaves vegetarians stressed
Meat balls, steak and chitterlings
Big fan of marbling and fried wings
But if you think it’s tenderloin
That bit, it’s cut off from near the groin…
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Metal bars
Yeah, we slaughter with brutality and gore
Do you hate my abattoir?
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
Slice and carve
Yeah, we slaughter with brutality and gore
Do you hate my abattoir?
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
(Do you all berate me abattoir?)
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
(Do you all berate me abattoir?)
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
(Do you all berate me abattoir?)
Do you vegans hate my abattoir?
(Do you all berate me abattoir?)
