This is a song about an internet stalker
Story behind the song
It's funny, yet sad and pathetic at the same time.
Lyrics
On the bright computer screen, in the middle of the night, I check my inbox for your words, without a light. I’m still awake and wishing for your face. I feel lost, and I’m waiting for your grace.
Oh Ervin, are you out there? I may have made the biggest mistake of my life. I have to trust you with my unstable mind. Won’t you trust me with your unattainable heart?
Oh Ervin
Laugh a little, cry a little, stalk a little, hide a little; that’s how it is because you stole my sanity. Wait a little, hate a little, pace around the house a little. If you saw me now, you’d know you made the right choice by leaving me alone. You’re leaving me alone and I can’t stand it. What if I pick up the phone and call you?
Oh, Ervin, are you out there? I’m still waiting in the cold dark night. I can’t tell the world about my woes; that’s how unrequited love goes.
Oh Ervin
Check my emails, check, Google your name again, hunt and peck and spill out my secrets to you. Go to work and then check inbox again, that’s how it is. I got internet so I send emails to you and you could send them too. Ha ha ha ha ha the joke is on me, ‘cause I was expecting something beautiful, silly internet stalker me.
Oh, Ervin are you out there? I feel so guilty, I won’t sleep tonight. I’ll never forgive you. You told me a lie. I’ll never forget you until the day I die.
Oh Ervin, I’m still waiting for you to take me in your arms at last. Can’t we forget about the past? Let’s get together we could really have a blast. If you knew what you were missing, you’d never leave my inbox empty again.
Oh Ervin
