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LEFT-WING CLOWN BOY (Alan's Song)
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The Alan Colmes story, told before he was offed by FOX. The LWCB, gone but not forgotten...based on "Rhinestone Cowboy"
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MY OLDIES. In post-9/11 Bush-Cheney days, I vented by writing "MOp-eds", musical op-eds. I had an acoustic, electric, Yamaha keyboard, & MusicMaker10.
The light was all shining on me for a while there back in the oughts and I made some CDs and I uploaded some of the songs here. I came back in 2021, on the occasion of Darth Vadar's 80th birthday, to upload a couple more Dick (Cheney) songs I recorded back then, and I've re-ordered my songs so we can party like it's 2006 or 7.
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Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
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Peak #37
Peak in subgenre #3
Author
Weiss-Stormin Norman
Rights
2006 Stormin Norman the nag
Uploaded
September 18, 2009
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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:35
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Ask Roger Ailes. RIP Alan. Recorded 2006.
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LEFT-WING CLOWN BOY (Alan's Song) (from "Rhinestone Cowboy") They've been bagging on me so long Both sides think that I'm wrong I've heard every crack about dirty liberals and sellouts And you know how FOX plays the game How Lefties don't get much air but we get all the blame There's been a load of compromisin' On the road to my televisin' I've got my job on TV but I'd rather not be The Left-Wing Clown Boy Sticking out like a thumb in the FOX Right-Wing rodeo I play the Left-Wing Clown Boy They hardly let me talk and my name's right there on the show It's supposed to be Hannity AND Colmes (Colmes...with a C, and an L...it's kinda silent) I really don't mind my fate 'Cause they pay me a really good rate And the folks around here are great-- Except for that Sean guy But I dream of the things I could say With a gag in what's-his-name's mouth and with no bills to pay There's been loads of compromisin' On the road to my televisin' I wanna stay on the air but I'd rather not be The Left-Wing Clown Boy Sticking out like a thumb in the FOX Right-Wing rodeo I play the Left-Wing Clown Boy They hardly let me talk and my name's right there on the show It's supposed to be Hannity AND Colmes (AND Colmes...NO, not Ann Coulter) Left-Wing Clown Boy... Stickin' out like a thumb in the FOX Far-Right rodeo
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