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Annie's song, from The Kinks' "Lola"
nightmare coulter nation magazine
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MY OLDIES. In post-9/11 Bush-Cheney days, I vented by writing "MOp-eds", musical op-eds. I had an acoustic, electric, Yamaha keyboard, & MusicMaker10.
The light was all shining on me for a while there back in the oughts and I made some CDs and I uploaded some of the songs here. I came back in 2021, on the occasion of Darth Vadar's 80th birthday, to upload a couple more Dick (Cheney) songs I recorded back then, and I've re-ordered my songs so we can party like it's 2006 or 7.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
Charts
Peak #118
Peak in subgenre #10
Author
Davies-Stormin Norman
Rights
2006 Stormin Norman the nag
Uploaded
September 18, 2009
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.9 MB • 128 kbps • 3:12
Story behind the song
She walked up to me and she started to rant... I asked her her name and in a deep blonde voice she said "Coulter"
Lyrics
COULTER (from "Lola") I met her in a club down in Washington Where the pundits drink until they're about in a coma C-o-m-a coma She walked up to me and she started to rant I asked her her name and in a deep blonde voice she said Coulter C-o-u-l Coulter C-c-c-c-coulter Now I'm not some right-wing radical guy So when she spewed her bile it nearly broke my mind Oh Ms. Coulter cuckoo cuckoo Coulter It might sound dumb but I can't understand How she's so hot as a woman and so cold as a man Oh Ms. Coulter see how you are Coulter cold cold cold cold Coulter Well she bitched and moaned and whined all night Blaming the Left for everything in sight Then Coulter laughed and parked me on her knee And said 'Liberal Boy, won't you swing Right with me?' Well I'm not the world's most promiscuous guy But when I checked out her frame I almost fell for Ms. Coulter C-o-u-l Coulter Cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh-coulter I pushed Ann away I felt for the door I crawled on the floor I grabbed "Nation" magazine Then I snarled at her and she at me Well that's about all I wanted to say And I think it's best if we stay away from Miss Coulter C-o-u-l Coulter Girls hard as boys with hate flags unfurled It's a messed-up scene but don't take my word Just look at Coulter C-o-u-l Coulter Well I've been around the block for sure And I've never ever kissed a viper before Coulter laughed and took my trembling hand Said 'Lefty Boy, gonna make you a Bush man!' Well I'm not the world's most sensible guy But I know who I like and it ain't the type who thinks like Coulter C-o-u-l Coulter cuckoo cuckoo Coulter Coulter see how are you Coulter cold cold cold cold Coulter
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