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HE'S BARRY BONDS (and you're not)
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He got the best stuff that Balco had, 'cause he's Barry Bonds and you're not. An ode to the Surly One. From "I Fought the Law," Bobby Fuller Four. Recorded Spring 2006.
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MY OLDIES. In post-9/11 Bush-Cheney days, I vented by writing "MOp-eds", musical op-eds. I had an acoustic, electric, Yamaha keyboard, & MusicMaker10.
The light was all shining on me for a while there back in the oughts and I made some CDs and I uploaded some of the songs here. I came back in 2021, on the occasion of Darth Vadar's 80th birthday, to upload a couple more Dick (Cheney) songs I recorded back then, and I've re-ordered my songs so we can party like it's 2006 or 7.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor
Charts
Peak #134
Peak in subgenre #7
Author
Fuller-Stormin Norman
Rights
2006 Stormin Norman the nag
Uploaded
September 18, 2009
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MP3 2.1 MB • 128 kbps • 2:20
Story behind the song
He's the best hitter I ever saw. He cheated in baseball (oh no, not baseball! Shocker!). Everybody loved jumping on BB because, well, he's Barry Bonds. Duh. Me, I cut him some slack. Some.
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HE'S BARRY BONDS (and you're not) (from "I Fought the Law") [Play-by-play Announcer: Deuces wild, and here's the pitch-- DEEP to right...WAAAAAY back, a monster shot, and Bonds has done it again!] He parks his ride in the Players' Lot 'Cause he's Barry Bonds and you're not He's Barry Bonds so people watch Reporters want a comment but he stays mum 'Cause he's Barry Bonds and they're dumb He's Barry Bonds he says 'You guys are bums' He left the weight room and the running track In search of creams and shots He got the best stuff that BALCO had 'Cause he's Barry Bonds and we're not He's Barry Bonds and we're SHOCKED Whitey Ford used to cut the ball And Gaylord Perry hocked So how come they're both in the Hall? He's Barry Bonds and they're not He's Barry Bonds and they're what? White? More than seven hundred yard shots He's Barry Bonds and you're not He's Barry Bonds how many you got? He stands armored up in the batter's box 'Cause he's Barry Bonds and you're not He's Barry Bonds he takes a million walks I'll miss old Barry and his human flaws Please don't think I mock 'Cause he's the best hitter I ever saw He's Barry Bonds and I'm not Hey Barry Bonds man thanks a Lot [Play-by-Play Announcer: I can't believe how far that ball travelled!]
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