Lord of the Bling: There and Rap Again
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Lyrics
Y'all b*** es don't know about my lord of the rings, so gather 'round children and I'll tell yah some things.
long time ago there was this guy Sauron, who wanted to prove he weren't no moron. He needed some bling so he crafted a ring and that is how he brought the war on.
Isildur, Heir to Gondor, came around knockin' on Sauron's front door.
He brought some elves, dwarves and Rohirrim too, said ' b*** I'll show you what my army can do'
Isildur approached the Dark Lord, Cried "watch out fool" and took up his daddy's sword.
The prince chopped the magic ring off from Sauron's hand a surge of powah went across the land.
The world was safe for about half an hour, but the ring made Isildur mad with power.
He was jumped by some gobbo's on the way home and it was picked up by Sm?agol who killed his bro.
Into the mountains Sm?agol fled, so much time had passed he should of been dead. (Dead)
Along came Bilbo, A curious hobbit, said what is this thing I bet I can rob it. With his dwarven pals he slew a dragon and headed back to hobbiton on his wagon.
But as the time passed he could no longer stay, pulled a vanishing act on his birthday.
With all his possessions he left his ring, of its true evils he knew not a thing.
That's the story, don't yah know, how the ring came to be passed down to young Frodo.
The morale of the story is quite clear, don't use junkies needles to peirce your ear.
Peace! (ignoring the War of the Ring, of course)
