Kid Rock's Cowboy becomes a story of the corporate ladder
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Story behind the song
This one is kind of a self explanatory one, well not from the title, but it's all about being a "Pee On" down the corporate ladder that many of us face daily and hope to some day get out of.
Lyrics
Pee-On
Pee-On
Well I'm a filling my Uhaul and head right up North
Where cost of living's reached it's tip
That's it, where I'm best
Buy a cot far from mills
Bills costs mints
Find some old crunk junk
or a bike with rims
Then I'mma go to work and I'll earn a lot
With a corner block, and watch that damn clock
Get a lot out at lunch, and I'll make it my goal
To eat that s**t before it gets cold
Put some meat on those buns
Eat in my car
Get back to my job
and never at bars
Working through the summa'
Malls are home
I like Saks Fifth too, gonna look like chrome
Go and get my hair cut
Different clothes each season
and I'll get props from the boss for that reason
Suck it up and I'll be better employed
Yeah I'm climbing them steps suckers
That's why they call me a Pee-On baby
No morals do what the big wigs tell me
Pee-On baby
Best be bending every wish they tellin
I'm the best of the Pee-Ons baby
I'll suck it up if it hikes my pay
Pee-On Baby
Job may smell like s**t, smile anyway
I bet ya'll will be heathens when my time comes in
They say "David please come in" and promotion begins
Laugh a bit, at each joke, even nod for their eyes
I once spoke up, but now I'm their toy
At Christmas time, buy them gifts so nice
Go with them to the bars, it is worth the price
Yeah my night ain't right, but I'm gonna get that cash boy
and let New York City babes know why they call me the
Pee-On baby
Bending over do what bosses tell you
Pee-On Baby
Who gives a damn about having free time
I'm gonna be a Pee-On baby
Frying my mind to increase my pay
Pee-On Baby
Can't work for myself, do not know the way
Yeah
Big Dave, working at a desk
Shelling out them papers, thinking I'm up next
I'll be moving in a jet, getting a free pass
You call me a snitch
because I'm kissing @$$
but I'm in here bringing
work to the floor
Getting paid to be bossed,
though I'm lost,
I'm the boss of the chores
Stay on course
I'm serious
Yes it's worth each night
I don't ever see bed,
sometimes it's a fright
(Auoh)
be favorites
each and every statement
My Myspace boasts 'bout my job I'm faking
but I am favored
I'm his savior
I just need to breathe
for cor'prate I'll hold it
Why you all wanna hate on me
Knock me out
and hope that I'll just leave
I ain't that weak
I'm just tryna be dough making
Some fools are out robbing
but I ain't a failure
Outfit is tailored
Hair sits back slick
If it means moving up
Yes I can be a dick
You all say he's a prick
but to me he's softer
I keep on sucking it up till I get a promotion
Pee-On
With my pride on hold and my tongue kept quiet
Pee-On
Spend lots of time dotting all the i's
Pee-On
Sure it may bite, but watch me get paid
Pee-On
I won't see pink slips, if things go away
Pee-On
Polishing his shoes, and make sure they're shining
Pee-On
Warning when his wife is on the other line
Pee-On
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ooooooon
I am @$$ kissing
