Here are some songs I've written!
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If you wanna be on the CD with me this year,
We gotta find a way to separate you from your beer.
Cause if you go stumblin mumblim fumblin round the mic.
We're gonna cut some lame ass shit that nobody would like.
So, when I come over.
Can you be sober?
For just one day.
For just one day yeah.
I came by your house, last weekend before noon.
You're already bent and twisted up just like a spoon.
Your mind is buzzing unclear like a swarm of bees.
You've been guzzling ice beer warm and crunching on some V's.
So, when I come over.
Can you be sober?
For just one day.
Does it really matter any way?
Gonna call my girlfriend up,
lay down a Gypsy Curse.
Every beer you drink will turn to diet pop, and worse:
Every Valium you crunch will turn to candy in your mouth.
There'll be nothing left to mess you up inside your house.
Then, when I come over.
You will be sober.
For just one day.
And the next one, and the next one, and the next one after that.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow.
